The Beginning

IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS ONLY DARKNESS

'''A MERE SHELL OF A MAN TALKING TO HIMSELF. OUT OF NOWHERE CAME THREE ENTITIES.'''

RETA, THE STUPID ONE

XONMEAN THE TOTALLY SEXY ONE, 

HARRISON THE ASSHOLE

SOON AFTER THEIR ARRIVAL CAME A FOURTH, THE GOD OF WIKI

FROM THESE THREE BIRTHED CHAT MOM.

SHE THEN BEGAN TO TEACH THE SHELL OF A MAN TO BE AN ARTIST

'''SOON, AUSSIE, RYNO, AND ANDAVIOR BEGAN TO CREATE A RELIGION BASED AROUND THIS MAN. ...HE BECAME A GOD IN MERE MINUTES. SOON AFTER WHICH, HARRISON LEFT FOR SOME REASON'''

'''THUS THE HOLY ERA OF GREGISM BEGAN. EVERYONE WAS HAPPY, AND THERE WAS AN ERA OF PEACE. AND THE PEOPLE MADE A HOLY GROUND ON PICARTO, IT WAS A PROSPEROUS TIME, AND THE SIZE OF THE HOLY RIOT GREW EVERY DAY.'''

'''THROUGH THIS PEACE HOWEVER, SEVERAL WORMS WRIGGLED THEIR WAY INTO THE HOLY SANCTUM. C F: THE GAME NERD, AND KENZA: THE BEGUILER. '''

'''SOON AFTER THEIR ARRIVAL, THE CANCER ARRIVED. THERE WAS CHAOS, DOUGHBOY, TOXICMARIO, AND LOTS OF OTHER HORRIBLE BEINGS SWARMED INTO THE HOLY GROUND, AND IT WAS TAKEN. WORST OF ALL, PICARTO ADMINISTRATORS KILLED THE HOLY RIOT THAT KEPT THE CANCER AT BAY.'''

'''SEVERAL OF THOSE WHO SURVIVED, FLED TO SAFETY, OTHER HIGHER POWERS LEFT FOR FEAR OF CORRUPTION. AND NOW THE CHAT IS A SEA OF CANCEROUS CHAOS, THREATENING EVERYONE WHO ENTERS.'''